Archive for June, 2006


Bomb explosion at Pannipitiya – LTTE Kills Deputy Chief of Staff of the SLA

June 26, 2006

A vehicle bomb exploded at Moraketiya Junction in Pannipitiya , around 08.00 a.m, today(26). Sources said that the bomb had exploded targeting security personnel. Further damages are yet to be confirmed. The explosion set a car ablaze.

Hospital sources report that 03 Army personnel including Deputy Chief of Staff, Sri Lanka Army, Major General Parami Kulathunga, were killed due to the explosion . Casualties are yet to be reported.

LTTE terrorists are suspected to be behind the cowardly attack carried in the highly populated city area.

Latest reports say that four people including three Army personnel were killed and another five more people were received injuries due to the suicide bomb explosion carried out by LTTE, today morning in Pannipitiya.

People who received injuries were admitted to the Colombo National hospital, Kalubowila Teaching Hospital and Sri Jayawardenapura hospital. -Ministry of Defence Sri Lanka

 Source: Ministry of Defence Sri Lanka


Archikuddy in Dirty Sethu’s Crazyland

June 18, 2006

[For a minute or two she stood looking at the house, and wondering what to do next, when suddenly a barber came running down from the lane – she considered him a barber because he had a razor in his hand; otherwise, judging by his face only she would have called him a fish. He looked fishy, fishy like Dirty Sethu. Apologies: Lewis Carroll]

Nadarajah Sethurupan alias Dirty Sethu alias Chicken Oil Thief alias Urumpirai Pol Arrack Wallopper, alias a lot of other aliases loves Tamil movies and prawn vadais. May be he has come across Kavundamani and Senthil, the hilarious fools who can make nonsense quite entertaining. Human history is never complete if there are no fools for a variety but sometimes even the Creator may get mixed up and insert a bit of venom into a fool’s head.

He must have, otherwise we would not have had Dirty Sethu with so many aliases in our midst. A thoroughly mixed up bag of sadism with a combination of poison and folly, he derives tremendous joy publishing false news and identifying himself with the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam; two of a feather perhaps! We have it on authority from our sources inside Wanni transmitted by the Ludwigshafen Code that plans are afoot to replace Zoo-Paa with Dirty Sethu. This is what Pottu Amman his fifth cousin wanted done immediately. Punchi Puli acca too confirmed this story.

As compensation Pottar suggested Zoo-Paa is made Vice Chancellor of the University of Jaffna when the LTTE captures the peninsula. If that fails to materialize, a university will be founded for that purpose at Visuvamadu. Even before that, he may be conferred with the title, Dean of Tonsorial Sciences by the Institute of Desiyam founded by the Tiger Supremo. This institute has a unique motto: “Desiyam is I, I is desiyam.” Never in the history of humankind such a concept has been I-ded! A signboard marked “Desiyam” was seen near Mulliyawalai but the Groundhog Hole is elsewhere and unmarked to keep Karuna off the track.

Pottar wanted Dirty Sethu because someone quoted Shakespeare to him and said that he must have fools around him that are “sleep o’nights” otherwise he would become a target of Brutus and Cassius. Not that Pottar had heard of Shakespeare, Brutus or Cassius but since a Vietnamese guy who is serving on the Tiger Air Force who had studied in Stratford-on-Avon told him, he thought that was a great idea and went for Dirty Sethu.

This has naturally angered Zoo-Paa whose only folly is his inability to speak English and in recent times is believed to be conspiring with his brother and friends in Canada to take over the Wanni Bandit Zone. CMR Canada, however, discounted that story and added that Douglas Devananda colluding with Ananda Sangaree must have concocted it and told Dushy Ranetunge, the bane and bother of Dirty Sethu, Zoo-Paa. Erik Solheim, Tigergod and Constable General.

Zoo-Paa in the meantime is worried about Shakespeare, Brutus and Cassius and wanted to know whether they are in Jaffna and more particularly if they have been hired by Rajan and Jeevan Hoole to carry out a certain task. They could even be Anthony Bala’s hirelings he thought on occasions. Though he has five razors under his pillow, he is having some terrible nights. One night while in Oslo after the US Green Card holder Rudrakumaran declined to lead the team, Zoo-Paa dreamt a massive razor shaving off a large tree and it fell into a Norwegian fjord and disappeared out of sight in no time.

While in a British remand centre recently, Dirty Sethu seemed to have suggested to Rowdy Rajan that during one New Moon night in Wanni, the entrance, rather the hole, leading to Prabhakaran’s underworld realms should be sealed with concrete and tarred over. His link with Suthaharan, the proprietor of Time Travel in Colombo, he feels has great potentials to cause maximum possible mayhem.

Dirty Sethu gets all sorts of ideas. He even believed a prominent Sri Lankan journalist Dushy Ranetunge has had a heart attack and was about to leave this world. Of course he has reasons to expect such an eventuality. Because the US came hard on the LTTE on the Kebettigollewa savagery, Dirty Sethu has already sent a story to his Cemetery Bird (Sudalaikuruvi) Nitharsanam.

In a day or two Nitharsanam will announce that George Bush died during the Katrina floods last year when he happened to take a holiday in an orphanage and the person parading as George Bush in Washington now is a dummy. The real Bush is an inch above five feet but the dummy is five inches taller. How could a man shorter than Tony Blair be suddenly taller than the guy in Downing Street?

It is also reliably learnt that Pottar has given him a list of candidates for the ultimate job during the coming weeks and President Mahinda Rajapakse would be blamed for all the killings – in the Nitharsanam website of course and probably in Toronto’s CMR as well; already he has been blamed for the Kebettigollewa massacre. The political analyst of CMR is competing with Dirty Sethu for the Annual Fibbers Trophy April 1, 2007. This will be held in Oslo and Erik Solheim has already accepted the invitation to be the Guest of Honour.

A special guest at this function will be the former Attorney-General of Sri Lanka, Siva Pasupathy. Gini-Prof. Brian Seneviratne of Brisbane would make the welcome address; other invitees may include Daya Idaikadar of the United Kingdom, Nehru Guna of Canada, Vaiyapuri Gopalaswami of India, Chung Ching Chou of the Republic of Chickchunchang in the Urals, and in all probability, Ranil Wickremasinghe of Sri Lanka as well. Details of this ceremony will be published in the Thamils Information of Toronto, Canada and the one and only One Paper (Oru Paper) which won the Annual Fibbers Trophy last year.

Daya Idaikadar has already been told that he should not use that occasion to have one of his durbar stunts and that this ceremony has nothing to do with the neighbourhood issues of Harrow. Daya Idaikadar has the unique reputation of making the voters of Harrow believe that they were voting at General Elections in Sri Lanka and not at the British Local Council polls.

Idaikadar has every good reason to believe that he is the Member of Parliament for Harrow in the Sri Lankan House of Representatives. But before taking his seat there, he has to take the oaths in front of Zoo-Paa standing on one foot; that’s what the TNA chaps did when they took their oaths.

It is done in the best traditions of service that LTTE firmly believes in because someone who wants to serve his people must stand on one foot. Or carry an AK47 for instant service.

Incidentally, Dirty Sethu has gone back to Oslo after being released on bail by the Metropolitan Police in Harrow, UK. In Oslo, he has sworn that he will not honour the bail conditions placed on him. Why should he, for after all he is a law unto himself!

The latest information from Oslo is that Erik Solheim is seeking the services of an African Witch Doctor to treat Dirty Sethu’s mental conditions. There will be no difficulty in raising funds for such a mission and after all he is in Norway and is heavily involved with activities of one of the world’s most brutal and ruthless terror organizations.

Norway’s generosity to terrorists, Punchi Puli acca said shows their determined dedication to control global population especially in Third World countries and more especially in Sri Lanka.  -Catapult Thangavelu on the Kappang Highway


They took my father away (Have you funded this terrorism?)

June 17, 2006

Photo: MOD Sri Lanka

I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye
To you, to tell you that I loved you, to say
What now my one long unbroken cry
They took my Father and didn’t think of me.
Source: Sri Lanka Politics


Military says LTTE fabricating stories

June 16, 2006

The military yesterday accused the LTTE of continuously fabricating stories to tarnish its (military) image despite the LTTE itself intensifying violence against the military in the north and east.

The pro-LTTE Tamilnet reported that a soldier was killed when a group of soldiers trying to lay claymore mines in uncleared areas in Nedunkerni in the Wanni came under LTTE attack on Tuesday night resulting in the death of a soldier.

Rejecting the Tamilnet story, military spokesman Brigadier Prasad Samarasinghe said it was merely one more yarn of the Tigers and an attempt to tarnish the image of the military internationally.

According to the report, Tamil Auxiliaries on a road-clearing operation recovered a body of a male purported to be that of a Sri Lankan army soldier.

The military said it was an open secret that the LTTE was in possession of equipment and other military hardware including communication equipment captured from SLA during past operations against security forces, the spokesman said.

Referring to the Tamilnet picture of a dead person claimed to be from the Sri Lanka army, the spokesman revealed that two Army officers had gone missing from Omanthai and Vavuniya on June 5th and 12th. He said there was a strong possibility of the body being one of the missing officers.

Meanwhile, speaking to the Daily Mirror, SLMM spokesperson Thorfinnur Omarsson confirmed that there had been an incident in the uncleared areas. He said they do not have any information up to now, but LTTE had claimed that there was a soldier among casualties. He added that the LTTE had informed the mission that the body of the soldier would be handed over to the army today. -By Sunil Jayasiri


Sri Lanka Attack on bus leaves 64 dead

June 15, 2006

Suspected  Tamil Tiger rebels killed 64 people in a claymore mine attack on a bus carrying civilian passengers, officials said on Thursday, by far the most serious attack since a 2002 cease-fire.

Some 500 people have been killed since early April as talks between the government and Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE) collapsed and many now fear a slide back into the civil war.

Policy Planning Minister Keheliya Rambukwella, the government’s spokesman on defence-related issues, said at least 58 people including two Buddhist monks were killed while another 45 escaped with injuries.

Hospital sources said six more people had died in hospital, raising to 64 the total number of dead.

The bus packed with villagers was heading to Kebitigollewa town when it was torn apart by the powerful blast.

Casualties were high as it was overcrowded with people traveling to a weekly market, Rambukwella said. Source: Sri Lanka Politics


LTTE delegation arrived in Colombo this morning

June 14, 2006

LTTE delegation arrived in Colombo this morning and were directly flown to Kilinochchi.

LTTE delegation consisting political chief S.P. Tamilselvan, police chief B. Nadeshan and Tiger peace secretariat chief Pulithevan arrived at Sri Lanka’s Katunayake International Airport from where they were directly flown to Kilinochchi in a Sri Lankan Air Force helicopter.

Earlier, the Tigers had raised concerns with the Norwegian peace facilitators over the safe transport of their delegation, fearing the government would deny them air transport after the LTTE aborted a meeting with the government intended to discuss the security and operational arrangements of the Scandinavian truce monitors.

The Tiger delegation scuttled the meeting refusing to sit with the Sri Lankan government delegation and demanding the removal of citizens of Denmark, Sweden and Finland from the Sri Lankan Monitoring Mission


Sri Lanka: Vankalai massacre avenged….LTTE leader in Mannar has been assassinated

June 12, 2006

Pro LTTE media says that the big terrorist in Mannar area, named Mahenthi along with three more LTTE terrorists have been killed in a claymore mine attack, somewhere on Vellankulam – Thunukkai Road on Saturday morning (10th). The reports further make the usual allegation that Sri Lanka Army "DPU" was responsible for this attack along with many other attacks carried out, deep in the LTTE dominated area. It is apparent that Army "DPU" has almost captured Kilinochchi!!!!

Meanwhile the civilian sources revealed that this assassination was done by an advisory of LTTE to avenge the brutal massacre in VANKALAI on 08th June. It was reported earlier that Mr. Moorthy Martin the head of the family killed in Vankalai was suspected by LTTE for having connections with one of their adversary group which had set a Claymore mine targeting Mahenthi on 08th June at PERIYAMADU in LTTE dominated area.

Hoverer, Mr. Mahenthi had narrowly escaped from the claymore mine attack, but the whole family of Mr. Moorthi was assassinated in the most barbaric manner, to ensure that no adversary party would ever think of threatening Mr. Mahenthi’s life.

But the affect of LTTE’s barbarism seemed to yield unexpected results; Mr Mahenthi and his friends could only save their lives for two days after the brutal crime, even in their safe heaven in Wanni.

Meanwhile, all Pro LTTE media elements are all-out in accusing the Army "DPU" for all the misfortunes of their parent organization. One of their reports has gone to en extent that it charges the imaginary "DPU" for a claymore attack in Nadunkerni, at the door step of Mulativu. No wonder if these intelligent media units go on accusing this "DPU" even when their leader gets a mosquito bite at his hiding place.

It is still doubtful whether these media men by themselves, believe the story of "DPU" issue or they simply cannot accept the truth of the existence of adversary elements to LTTE.

Has everyone suddenly forgotten the existence of Karuna factor?